The title of this post? Stay with me... I am getting to it...
It is estimated that well over 200,000 women will be diagnosed with breast cancer during 2012... in the USA alone.
WHY DO WOMEN WANT TO LOOK LIKE MEN?
I have to admit... I chuckled a bit (actually out loud) while typing this post.
I hope that I am not the only one tickled a bit by my incredible wit?
Even that was supposed to be a little funny.
On Monday my sister was still recovering from the nasty sinus infection that she was fortunate enough to contract over the Thanksgiving Weekend. You may recall from my previous post that I spent the weekend with them. Wonderful weekend.
She took the day off from work so I dropped her kids at school on the way to the office. Personally, I think she just wanted one day of peace and quiet after the mayhem of two elementary school aged kids at home for a full week. Hee Hee
While in the "drop-off line," (BTW... a remarkably efficient system) I noticed one of the teachers.
She looked like a man.
She had long flowing blond hair, a reasonably nice figure and a pretty face. She could have been so much more feminine with just a little effort?
I did not take her picture for two reasons...
1) Rude. Simple as that. She did not ask to be on my blog.
2) There was no need. I could Google her picture so easily.
Here you go...
This is her... I kid you not! Twins! Separated at birth!
Bret Michaels! I swear!
Unfortunately (okay... I already mentioned Gaza & Cancer), she elects to take on the persona of a frustrated former front man for '80's big hair band.
Now do not get me wrong, I LOVE Poison.
I am not old enough to actually remember them gracing the airwaves with regularly but Big 'Sis gave me a box of her old cassettes (yes, cassettes... how old am I???) when I was around 13.
Some of those old songs still stick with me.
Bring back any memories?
Okay, so Poison is not exactly Bach or Beethoven (not that I really appreciate their genius either) but their artistic talents speak so clearly to a love struck 9th grader. Occasionally even one a bit older. Hee Hee
Back to the fashion...
Why do women do this? Does anyone know?
We have the ability to be so feminine. I personally like being a woman. I like dressing like a woman.
Why do women want to be men?
Generally, men are stupid. Funny stupid, but stupid nonetheless.
Men have no sense of style. None. I cannot begin to recount the number of times I have seen a couple out for the evening. Girlfriend... sharp, even sexy... boyfriend... did you just get out of bed?
Men say stupid things. Sometimes they know it and say it anyway. I have decided that this is out of their control... kind of like breathing. Sometimes they sincerely do not realize how stupid their statement is. I have also decided that this is out of their control. Merely ignorance based largely in an inability to observe even the most obvious things going on around you.
Men are a mess. I know it is hard but the beer can really will not fly to the recylcing bin on it's own. Same goes for the pair of jeans on the floor, the half read news paper...
I could go on and on. Hee Hee
Before I sign off let me be VERY clear. I truly LOVE men. I am not a hater. I just do not understand them. Men are great... they are just men. I accept them as such. I ask nothing more than what they are capable of providing.
Which brings me back to the point of this post...
Why do women want to look like men?
God LOVE Bret Michaels... BOTH of them...
I hope you half as much fun reading this one as I had writing it?
As always, I look forward to reading your comments. I get so excited every time that I see a new one. I read them all! I do try VERY hard to circle back to each and every one. Please be patient with me.
HAVE A GREAT DAY
-- The Leather Skirt --